{"product_id":"funny-40th-birthday-card-from-dog-pet-years-joke-design","title":"Funny 40th Birthday Card from Dog - Pet Years Joke Design","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e LIVE REPORT FROM THE \"DOG NEWS NETWORK\" - Breaking News: The human is freaking out about turning 40! This hilarious card features a canine reporter broadcasting live, offering a brutal \"dog years\" perspective: \"Ideally, they don't know that in dog years, they've been dead for centuries.\"  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e THE ULTIMATE AGE ROAST - Forget \"Over the Hill.\" This card calls them a \"Prehistoric Fossil!\" It's the perfect way for a dog (or a smart-aleck family member gifting on the dog's behalf) to roast the birthday boy or girl about hitting the big 4-0.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e VIBRANT CARTOON NEWS STYLE - Designed like a live TV news segment, complete with a text bubble overlay and a \"Dog News Network\" mic. The colorful cartoon art captures the chaotic energy of a milestone birthday crisis.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e HEAVY DUTY 300GSM CARDSTOCK - Printed on premium 300gsm (110lb cover) stock with a smooth matte finish. The bright colors and crisp text ensure the joke lands perfectly, making it a keepsake they might actually frame (or bury in the yard).  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e STANDARD 5X7 INCH SIZE - Measures 12x17cm (approx. 5x7 inches) folded. The interior is blank and uncoated, leaving plenty of space to sign with a paw print or write a message assuring them they don't actually look like a fossil... yet.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003c\/ul\u003e   \u003c!-- Loading EDP related metadata --\u003e\n                    \u003cdiv data-csa-c-content-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-type=\"link\" class=\"a-section aok-hidden\" data-csa-c-id=\"5d825h-1qqz3d-s5gzjy-awtfrg\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"caretnext\"\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca id=\"seeMoreDetailsLink\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"#productDetails\"\u003e See more product details \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e          \n       \u003c!-- show up to 2 reviews by default --\u003e\n                   \u003cp\u003e    \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSHSEEN Funny 40th Birthday Card from The Dog, Pet Years Joke is a folded greeting card designed around the Pet Years Joke theme, giving your message a clearer point of view than a plain card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe card includes a matching envelope and a blank interior, so you can write a quick note, a longer personal message, or add it to a gift for birthday wishes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with 300gsm cardstock in a 5x7 inch format, it is suited for everyday gifting, party tables, mailed notes, workplace messages, and keepsake moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SHSEEN","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44443071414361,"sku":"B0GHYP8JB9","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/8991\/7017\/files\/41fFABu75YL._SX800.jpg?v=1785829821","url":"https:\/\/elecoreano.com\/products\/funny-40th-birthday-card-from-dog-pet-years-joke-design","provider":"Elecoreano","version":"1.0","type":"link"}