{"product_id":"funny-dog-birthday-card-taste-tester-joke-5x7-inch-with-envelope","title":"Funny Dog Birthday Card - Taste Tester Joke 5x7 Inch with Envelope","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e THE \"OFFICIAL TASTE TESTER\" SCAM - Every dog owner knows this look! This hilarious card features a Golden Retriever scientist claiming that \"safety protocols\" require him to taste-test your birthday cake first. It's the perfect depiction of a dog's unwavering dedication to \"protecting\" you from food.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e CUTE SCIENTIFIC DOG ILLUSTRATION - Designed with a charming cartoon style, showing a serious pup dressed in a lab coat and safety goggles, holding a clipboard. It playfully turns the annoying habit of begging into a professional \"safety service.\"  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e HEAVY DUTY 300GSM CARDSTOCK - Printed on premium 300gsm (110lb cover) stock with a smooth matte finish. The vibrant colors of the birthday hat and cake pop against the clean background, creating a high-quality keepsake for any dog lover.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e STANDARD 5X7 INCH SIZE - Measures 12x17cm (approx. 5x7 inches) folded. The interior is blank and uncoated, giving you plenty of space to write a message from the dog (e.g., \"I left you a present on the carpet\") or from a human.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e INCLUDES RUSTIC KRAFT ENVELOPE - Comes paired with a sturdy kraft envelope that adds a natural touch. Packaged in a protective sleeve to ensure the \"safety inspector\" arrives ready for duty.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003c\/ul\u003e   \u003c!-- Loading EDP related metadata --\u003e\n                    \u003cdiv data-csa-c-content-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-type=\"link\" class=\"a-section aok-hidden\" data-csa-c-id=\"tbq6p9-49cgf5-hsfl6w-p6rwtk\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"caretnext\"\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca id=\"seeMoreDetailsLink\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"#productDetails\"\u003e See more product details \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e          \n       \u003c!-- show up to 2 reviews by default --\u003e\n                   \u003cp\u003e    \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSHSEEN Funny Birthday Card from The Dog, Taste Tester Joke is a folded greeting card designed around the Taste Tester Joke theme, giving your message a clearer point of view than a plain card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe card includes a matching envelope and a blank interior, so you can write a quick note, a longer personal message, or add it to a gift for birthday wishes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with 300gsm cardstock in a 5x7 inch format, it is suited for everyday gifting, party tables, mailed notes, workplace messages, and keepsake moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SHSEEN","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44492052693081,"sku":"B0GHYPXJDY","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/8991\/7017\/files\/41O6srKlGyL._SX800.jpg?v=1786100056","url":"https:\/\/elecoreano.com\/products\/funny-dog-birthday-card-taste-tester-joke-5x7-inch-with-envelope","provider":"Elecoreano","version":"1.0","type":"link"}