{"product_id":"funny-get-well-card-grease-it-up-joint-pain-humor","title":"Funny Get Well Card - Grease It Up Joint Pain Humor","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e HUMOROUS FAREWELL THEME - Designed for a coworker leaving the workplace. This \"You Traitor\" card features a joking message from the office: \"We hope you fail so you have to come back.\"  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e 300GSM THICK CARDSTOCK - Printed on 300gsm cardstock, this greeting card provides a sturdy base and a smooth surface for writing your farewell messages.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e ROOM FOR GROUP SIGNATURES - Unfolding to 9.4\" x 6.7\", this card offers ample blank space for multiple colleagues or an entire department to sign their names and leave messages.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e RETRO PRINT \u0026amp; KRAFT ENVELOPE - Features clear retro comic art and text. Each card comes paired with a matching Kraft envelope for easy gifting and sending off.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e SUITABLE FOR VARIOUS DEPARTURES - Appropriate for a retirement, a new job, or a resignation. A memorable keepsake to say goodbye to a work bestie, boss, or colleague.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003c\/ul\u003e   \u003c!-- Loading EDP related metadata --\u003e\n                    \u003cdiv data-csa-c-content-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-type=\"link\" class=\"a-section aok-hidden\" data-csa-c-id=\"aine7o-6vo9xm-g8xddz-mm4m72\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"caretnext\"\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca id=\"seeMoreDetailsLink\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"#productDetails\"\u003e See more product details \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e          \n       \u003c!-- show up to 2 reviews by default --\u003e\n                   \u003cp\u003e    \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSHSEEN Funny Get Well Card, Grease It Up Joint Pain Humor is a folded greeting card designed around the Grease It Up Joint Pain Humor theme, giving your message a clearer point of view than a plain card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe card includes a matching envelope and a blank interior, so you can write a quick note, a longer personal message, or add it to a gift for recovery support.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with 300gsm cardstock in a folded format, it is suited for everyday gifting, party tables, mailed notes, workplace messages, and keepsake moments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SHSEEN","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44426650845273,"sku":"B0GHYT4W6L","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/8991\/7017\/files\/51sPX4ResHL._SX800.jpg?v=1785820111","url":"https:\/\/elecoreano.com\/products\/funny-get-well-card-grease-it-up-joint-pain-humor","provider":"Elecoreano","version":"1.0","type":"link"}