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Funny Scented Candle β Sophisticated AF Lavender Candle β Gag Gift for Men, Women, Roommates, Coworkers β Housewarming, New Home, New Apartment, Dorm β 7oz Hand-Poured Soy Wax
Sale price
$32.97
Regular price
$58.99
Brand: SYDORI
Color: White
Features:
- π―οΈ CHAOS NEVER SMELLED SO CLEAN: This candle is the perfect combo of βfancy hotel vibesβ and βbad idea energy.β Lavender blends for a bold scent that feels rich but slightly untrustworthy.
- π GIFTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DONβT TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY: Perfect for birthdays, new apartments, barracks drops, or passive-aggressive gifts. If they like luxury and sarcasm, theyβll light this immediately.
- π NEW PLACE, NEW VIBES, NEW LAUGHS: First apartment? Dorm room? New Home, Just PCSβd? Light this bad boy and claim the air. Itβs the ultimate scent of independence (and maybe poor choices).
- π₯ BUILT DIFFERENT (AND HAND-POURED): 100% soy wax, 7oz of chaos, and a cotton wick. Clean burn, small batch, big attitude.
- π¦ SOPHISTICATED AF COLLECTION: Our label hints at βlavender & bad decisions.β The jar says βI have my life together.β The burn says βyou absolutely do not.β
Binding: Kitchen
model number: Funny Cocaine and Buttholes
Part Number: Cocaine and Buttholes
Package Dimensions: 4.3 x 3.8 x 3.8 inches