{"product_id":"lhazyl-funny-coworker-farewell-card-going-to-suck-sarcastic-goodbye-from-group-team-model-lve-hk-kc85","title":"Lhazyl Funny Coworker Farewell Card - Going to Suck Sarcastic Goodbye from Group Team - Model LVE-HK-KC85","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e COMPLETE SET \u0026amp; PERFECT SIZING: Your purchase includes 1 funny coworker leaving card and 1 matching premium brown kraft envelope. The standard 5x7 greeting card measures exactly 5 x 7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm), while the envelope is perfectly sized at 5.27 x 7.68 inches (13.4 x 19.5 cm), ensuring a secure and elegant fit for your going away gifts.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e HILARIOUS BAIT-AND-SWITCH JOKE: Give them a mini heart attack before they read the sweet part! At first glance, the bold text screams \"YOU SUCK,\" but the full message actually reads: \"We know YOU will be missed. It is going to SUCK without you here.\". It's the ultimate sarcastic farewell card for a work bestie with a great sense of humor.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e VERSATILE FOR ANY GOODBYE: Whether your favorite colleague got a new job, is transferring to a different department, moving away, or finally retiring, this funny goodbye card fits the occasion perfectly. It’s a hilarious mix of an insult and a compliment.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e PREMIUM 400GSM CARDSTOCK: Crafted by LHAZYL from ultra-thick, high-quality 400gsm cardstock, this premium greeting card feels substantial and professional. Unlike flimsy drugstore alternatives, our heavy-duty card stands proudly upright on a new office desk without bending, acting as a hilarious keepsake for coworker.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e SMUDGE-FREE \u0026amp; HUGE SPACE FOR THE TEAM: The interior of this blank inside greeting card is left completely uncoated. This provides a superior, smudge-proof writing surface for all types of pens. You'll have plenty of room for the entire office, department, or team to sign their names and write personalized farewell messages!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003c\/ul\u003e            \u003cdiv data-csa-c-content-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"voyager-product-details-jumplink\" data-csa-c-type=\"link\" class=\"a-section aok-hidden\" data-csa-c-id=\"y0uvum-j86yqq-bzircs-b5w60f\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"caretnext\"\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca id=\"seeMoreDetailsLink\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"#productDetails\"\u003e See more product details \u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lhazyl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47340178669657,"sku":"B0H287G84Y","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/8991\/7017\/files\/41_pX3xLByL._SX800.jpg?v=1790535378","url":"https:\/\/elecoreano.com\/products\/lhazyl-funny-coworker-farewell-card-going-to-suck-sarcastic-goodbye-from-group-team-model-lve-hk-kc85","provider":"Elecoreano","version":"1.0","type":"link"}