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Sarcastic Thank You Card - 'Thanks for Pretending to Care' 5.7"x5.7"
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$38.99
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$72.99
- ☕ SARCASM AT ITS FINEST - For When "Thanks" Needs Air Quotes This brilliantly sarcastic card reads "Thanks for pretending to care. That was really sweet." with a cute coffee cup icon - because sometimes you need to thank someone for their Oscar-worthy performance of giving a damn! Perfect for passive-aggressive thank yous, acknowledging fake concern, calling out performative empathy, thanking coworkers for mandatory sympathy, or anyone who listened while clearly not listening. It's the anti-gratitude card for people who appreciate brutal honesty wrapped in polite sarcasm!
- 📐 PREMIUM 300GSM CARDSTOCK - Quality That Matches Your Wit This 5.7" x 5.7" modern square card features professional-grade 300gsm cardstock - significantly thicker than typical 200-250gsm drugstore cards. The heavyweight paper feels substantial and luxurious, resists bending and damage, and stands upright independently. The elegant matte finish prevents fingerprints and provides a smooth writing surface for all pen types. This premium quality ensures your sarcastic message is delivered with style and class!
- ✉️ MATCHING ENVELOPE INCLUDED - Ready for Passive-Aggressive Delivery Every card comes with a perfectly sized kraft envelope that complements the minimalist design. No searching for envelopes or making extra purchases - everything you need is included! The sturdy envelope protects your card during hand-delivery or mailing. Just write your message (sincerely sarcastic or genuinely grateful - your choice), seal it, and deliver your perfectly crafted response!
- 🎁 SURPRISINGLY VERSATILE - More Occasions Than You'd Think Great for thanking friends for their "helpful" advice, acknowledging coworkers' fake concern about your problems, responding to family members' performative interest in your life, thanking people who said "let me know if you need anything" and disappeared, appreciating minimal effort, or calling out surface-level sympathy with humor. Works for friendships built on sarcasm, office politics, family dynamics, or anyone who gets your sense of humor!
- 💝 BLANK INSIDE FOR YOUR MESSAGE - Get Real or Stay Sarcastic The interior is completely blank, giving you freedom to customize however you want. Contradict the sarcasm with genuine gratitude, double down with more roasting, explain what they pretended to care about, write a heartfelt message anyway, or simply sign your name and let the front do the talking. The premium cardstock works perfectly with all pen types - no bleeding or smudging!